| <Javin> | God I hate people. |
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<Javin> | I'm trying to program here, and some chick walks in and starts gabbing over my shoulder about nonsense. |
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<Javin> | So I continue to work, and just ignore her. Apparently, she took this to mean I was "frowning." |
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<Javin> | Her: "You know, it takes 36 muscles to frown, and only 12 to smile." |
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<Javin> | Me: "And none at all to ignore you with utter indifference." |
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<Javin> | Apparently that wasn't as subtle as I thought it was. She took the hint. |
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