| <Kinto> | That totally sucked. |
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<Kinto> | I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ... |
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<Kinto> | So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell. |
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<Kinto> | But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J. |
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* Kinto starts rapping. |
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<Menophis> | That's better than looking like Kriss Kross. |
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<Menophis> | I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants. |
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