| <Haunter> | Some ultra-Christian girl said "Jesus loves you" to me today, and I said "Just me?" She said, "No, he loves everyone." So I collapsed in fake tears and started wailing, yelling "What kind of a healthy relationship is THAT supposed to be? I gave 15 years of my life to that man, and he's going around loving EVERYONE?" |
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