| <Carp_AFK> | i planned to dye my hair this weekend |
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<Carp_AFK> | till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves |
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<Carp_AFK> | and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline |
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