| <S1> | i'm royally pissed off |
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<S1> | i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could pick up her car |
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<S1> | as i went through an intersection |
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<S1> | a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go into the right lane wich was clear |
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<S1> | nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me |
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<S1> | I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car |
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<S1> | i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV |
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<S1> | it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital |
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<S1> | bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass |
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<A1> | you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through her ass? |
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