| <rubio_> | i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking |
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<rubio_> | to the point it looks like a clit |
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<rubio_> | the humidity here already fuxors with it! |
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<SEoD> | hehe good excuse |
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<rubio_> | hahahahah |
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<rubio_> | its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh |
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<rubio_> | then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder |
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<SEoD> | hehe and puts money in your pocket |
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<rubio_> | hahahahah |
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<SEoD> | "go see a doctor" |
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