| <@mcgyver> | i went for a piss out in the bush once |
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<@mcgyver> | there i was |
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<@mcgyver> | wang in hand |
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<@mcgyver> | (shut up you lot) |
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<@mcgyver> | i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me |
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<@mcgyver> | i put my wang away quickly |
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<@mcgyver> | :$ |
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