| <Elsa_chan> | dont worry, i have enough porn here to get settled for the night, and my gf and bf are just next room |
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<SantaBJ> | O_o |
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<mavhc> | SantaBJ finds this statistically unlikely |
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<Elsa_chan> | never met a bisexual girl? |
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<mavhc> | but on irc? |
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<mavhc> | if he sees pictures and finds out you're also hot he'll have a divide by zero error |
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