| <@Gandalf> | Recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. |
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<@Gandalf> | For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. |
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<@Gandalf> | And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse |
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