<LagIsNewYear> | spencers is where i shop for my gfs gifts |
<LagIsNewYear> | no where else in teh mall had a place for dildos but spencers did, so i wanted to check if they had any right and i look it up online and call em up |
<LagIsNewYear> | and i ask if they have any dildos or whatever and there is a woman who goes...uhhh no we do NOT carry those.. |
<LagIsNewYear> | so i angerily went into the mall and checked myself and spencers ended up having it |
<LagIsNewYear> | and hten i realised i called a differnt spencers...one for kids clothing |
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