| <jjwalker> | he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and when I walked in just now she fucking assaulted my ass...with fists |
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<jjwalker> | then she threw a book at me 0_o |
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<_seb_> | damn man she anally fisted you? |
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<_seb_> | that sucks |
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<_seb_> | must have hurt |
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