| <Caffy> | I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here? | 
| <Caffy> | And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite" | 
| <Caffy> | WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!? | 
 
     
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