| <Alvin> | so there are four guys in one prison cell. One is a zoophile, one is a sadist, then there's a necrophile and an extremesports athelete. |
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<Alvin> | the zoophile says: ahh, if I had a cat here, I'd fuck it till I pass out. |
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<Alvin> | the sadist says: ahh, after that I'd torture it until it's dead |
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<Alvin> | the necrophile: wow, after that I'D fuck it till I pass out |
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<Alvin> | the extremesports guy is sitting in a far corner and very quietly says: mjau |
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