| <Blabber> | i just started working out, to get me some muscle and feel confident |
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<Blabber> | so after the first time, i come home and look at myself in the mirror |
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<Blabber> | to see if there is already improvement |
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<Blabber> | my mom steps in and says "you look good enough to play in a warmovie" |
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<Blabber> | so she boosts my confidence and i say thx! like a sergeant you mean? |
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<Blabber> | and i swear to god then she says: no like a concentration camp victim |
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<Blabber> | she left the room laughing her ass off... |
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