| <Pulits> | So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist. |
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<Maltos> | Why the fuck I have the impression this is going to be nasty? |
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<Pulits> | They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!" |
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<Pulits> | And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!" |
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<Pulits> | Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!" |
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<Maltos> | Ok dude this is sick. |
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<Pulits> | Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!" |
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<Maltos> | Jesus leave the cat alone! |
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<Pulits> | So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!" |
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<Pulits> | Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!" |
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<Maltos> | What does the masochist says, then? |
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<Pulits> | "Miau." |
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<Maltos> | HAHAHAHA. XD |
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