| <Mime> | I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was scared. |
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<Will> | You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to masturbate. |
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<Mime> | No, I remember getting near to climax each time and thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!" |
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