| <octo> | no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls |
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<HeXeDeCiMaL> | OMG 0 ... |
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<Angelhair> | curiosity will get you every time |
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<Ninja_Bill> | as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts |
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