| <goat^2> | man, i just queefed |
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<goat^2> | and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina |
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<paintraylPissedAtEverything> | your penis farted? |
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<goat^2> | yeah |
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<paintraylPissedAtEverything> | thats....gross |
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<goat^2> | stinked pretty bad |
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<paintraylPissedAtEverything> | you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have? |
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<goat^2> | normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell |
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<goat^2> | no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion |
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<goat^2> | and there was a rancid smell |
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