| <@martini> | my weed dealer, was drunk last night |
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<@martini> | and she started feeling me up |
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<@rommel> | lol |
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<@rommel> | did you advance? |
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<@martini> | i said "call me when you sober up" |
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<@rommel> | aw, you weren't lookin for some butt that night? |
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<@martini> | not at that very moment |
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<@martini> | shit was crazy |
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<@martini> | too many things going on at once |
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<@kvm> | u were chewing gum then? |
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<@martini> | har har |
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<@rommel> | HAHAHAHA |
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<@rommel> | owned. |
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