| <LrdZombie> | So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen." She goes "I just saw goonies. Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?" |
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<_Shorty> | haha |
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<LrdZombie> | "Do you want to sleep tonight?"Â "Yes."Â *hands her baron munchausen.* |
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<blazemore> | tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line |
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