| Keebs> | Sheri has a secret she needs to tell me. |
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Keebs> | :l |
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+[steev]> | shes prego |
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Keebs> | [steev]: lol.... she's already got a kid. |
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+[steev]> | shes prego again |
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Keebs> | Nah. |
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+[steev]> | she found someone else |
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Keebs> | We never dated. |
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+[steev]> | o wait, i know the secret |
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+[steev]> | you are the father! |
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Keebs> | We never fucked. |
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+[steev]> | that you remember |
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Keebs> | That I know of. |
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Cosmok> | that would make a good bash |
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Keebs> | Oh shit |
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