| <orion> | i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE |
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<orion> | he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT |
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<orion> | OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT |
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<orion> | he complimented her more than any other female i've ever heard him talking about |
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<orion> | even models and shit |
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<orion> | then BAM i went to the dick shot |
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<orion> | "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED" |
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