| <simon-say> | CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. |
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<simon-say> | In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room. |
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<simon-say> | The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap |
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<simon-say> | The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone... |
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<simon-say> | Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous. |
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