| <TOZTWO> | I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights...... |
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<TOZTWO> | Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies....... |
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<TOZTWO> | But she finds my undies next to the bed. |
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<TOZTWO> | Guess whose undies I'm wearing? |
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