<aq> | 1st person shooters are easier to play with than women |
<aq> | a friend of mine did talk me through some basics |
<aq> | and it seems far too damn complicated |
<aq> | it's like a fighter plane's cockpit |
<aq> | how the hell are we guys supposed to know how to fly those babys when we don't have any simulators |
<aq> | girls get simulators |
<aq> | plus there's only the joystick. Â Women don't have to deal with all the flaps or levers or buttons or nozzles or whatever else... |
<aq> | I don't even know where the eject  button is incase I panic!!! |
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