| <Elixir> | my mother tried to ground me |
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<Elixir> | for farting when we had company |
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<Elixir> | i'm like |
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<Elixir> | "i'm 20" |
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<Elixir> | CONVERSATION FUCKING OVER |
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<randumb> | i think you lost that one |
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<randumb> | you farted when company was over while you lived with your mom at age 20 |
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<randumb> | and you almost got grounded |
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