| <DmDragon> | all my cars are haunted |
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<DmDragon> | i had one car where the glove compartment would keep opening at random times |
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<DmDragon> | so it opened once and i just finally said "fuck you stay open" well the car stalled out the radio turned on and off and the flashlights started flashing while the windshield wipers started |
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<DmDragon> | so i slowly reached over and closed it.. then the car just went back to normal |
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