| pugg> | My worst gig was doing sales on salary + commission. |
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pugg> | That's sort of like being a waiter, except you have to go out on the street, pull people into the restaurant, and convince them they're hungry. |
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pugg> | Also, you don't get your tip until a month after they've finished eating. |
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