<Lamia> | my husband just said to me, "If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk, right now!" |
<Lamia> | I need a snappy comeback to that. |
<DarkDread> | tell him, "If your name was homework, I'd be ignoring you to play video games." |
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