| <moo> | I want to get a stuffed kitten doll, and then go to the sporting goods store and buy one of those walnut plaques they use to mount animal heads. |
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<tbird> | ok |
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<moo> | After cutting the stuffed kitten doll in half (front half and back half), I'll take the back have and attach it to the plaque. |
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<moo> | I will hang this on the wall of my office. |
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<tbird> | ok |
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<moo> | When people ask me what the hell it is, I will answer, "That's a cat ass trophy. I figure if I can keep it here, the business will run more smoothly." |
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<moo> | Then, after a month of answering this question, I will detach the half-kitten doll from the plaque and leave it laying on my desk. |
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<moo> | When people ask me what the hell happened, I will answer, "Cat ass trophic failure." |
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<tbird> | o_O |
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