| <DarkArchon> | She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit |
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<DarkArchon> | Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. |
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<DarkArchon> | I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. |
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<DarkArchon> | She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. |
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<DarkArchon> | I told her that was what the beer was for. |
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<DarkArchon> | I don't think she's coming back.... |
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