| <cyberdyne> | This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went around him and lost control and ended up in the trees |
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<cyberdyne> | car is toast |
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<cyberdyne> | my shoulder and ribs are cracked |
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<cyberdyne> | his pelvis may be cracked |
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<cyberdyne> | ALL MY GODDAMN DIVX CD'S WERE IN THE CAR TOO |
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