| <Dark`Machine> | man i hate when you're drinking milk |
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<Dark`Machine> | and then you hafta spit |
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<Dark`Machine> | and it looks like cum |
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<Dark`Machine> | and it';s like "ew whose dick did i suck" |
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<Dark`Machine> | then you remember you're drinking milk... :/ |
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<RexExitium> | have you ever sucked dick? |
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<RexExitium> | im sorry if none of us can relate. |
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<Glorious> | dude, that's beyond fucked up |
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<Dark`Machine> | man's gotta pay the rent Rex :P |
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<Nicolai> | O_o |
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<Glorious> | ew |
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<Jennifer> | yeah i hate that too Dark`Machine! |
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<Jennifer> | erm |
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<Jennifer> | never mind |
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<Dark`Machine> | <mentalnote> never make comments regarding milk ever again, ever </mentalnote> |
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<Dark`Machine> | right then, back to lurking |
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<Lassie> | I hate it when you're sucking cock and it's like ewww and it looks like milk :( |
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