| <onslaught86> | Oh man. |
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<onslaught86> | I just saw a cat get hit by a car. |
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<onslaught86> | Most uncool. |
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<Sharkdog> | :( |
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<Sharkdog> | I love cats. |
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<onslaught86> | They didn't stop. |
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<onslaught86> | Jerkoffs. |
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<onslaught86> | I went door knocking to see if it was anyone's cat, no-one knew. |
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<onslaught86> | One guy said he'd call the ranger to have the poor cat taken away. |
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<Sharkdog> | I hope you did that subtly. |
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<Sharkdog> | "Hi ma'm is that, perhaps, your dead cat there run over in the middle of the road?" |
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<onslaught86> | Oh god. |
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<onslaught86> | Sharky, you have made my brain think very nasty things. |
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<onslaught86> | "Oh hai! ^_^ I gots runned overs. :(" |
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