| <HotStud> | what i want is for you to stop screwing with my head and start screwing with my dick! |
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<ingenue> | Okay, box it up and mail it USPS, and my girlfriend and I will give it a try. |
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<ingenue> | Oh, wait, what size battery does it take? Â 'Cos I think my AA are all dead. |
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<HotStud> | ... |
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<HotStud> | goddam lezbo |
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<HotStud> | you just haven't had the right man, then youd learn that there are some things a chick just can't do |
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<ingenue> | You know, that could work for you, too... |
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