| <+Keitarou-Booyaka> | oh god that was funny! |
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<+kiracatgirl> | ? |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | she just jumps in bed all of a sudden and looks at me |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | "What time is it!?" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | "It's 12:30 honey" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | ... "oh crap, the alarm was supposed to go off at 12:20" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | "What are you talking about? You don't wake up until 6:20" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | "What time is it?" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | "It's 12:30" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | "ah, monkeys" |
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> | and she falls back down |
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<+kiracatgirl> | monkeys?! |
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<+urgan> | lol, mokeys |
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