| <piercings> | A programmer started to cuss |
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<piercings> | Because getting to sleep was a fuss |
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<piercings> | As he lay there in bed |
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<piercings> | Looping 'round in his head |
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<piercings> | was: while(!asleep()) sheep++; |
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