| <bl00dlstraitjacket> | dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today | 
| <bl00dlstraitjacket> | i was late for work saturday because i was waiting for the DSL tech to show | 
| <bl00dlstraitjacket> | so i get in today and he asks me why i was late | 
| <bl00dlstraitjacket> | i told him about the dsl tech and all | 
| <bl00dlstraitjacket> | he goes "What internet not workin so you cant look at porn all day?" | 
| <bl00dlstraitjacket> | and i says: "What can i say your wife looked good in her college years bro" | 
 
     
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