| <Kitty> | h1 u wnat 2 d8? |
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<tavaryn> | no nall, you're too l8 |
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<Kitty> | :( |
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<Kitty> | but it is r f8 |
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<tavaryn> | maybe you should w8 |
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<tavaryn> | because we just can't rel8 |
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<Kitty> | but we r old enuf 2 m8 |
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<tavaryn> | you can't put food on my pl8 |
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<Kitty> | but when im with u i feel gr8 |
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<Kitty> | i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8 |
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<tavaryn> | maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8 |
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