| <Lethalmartini> | i always worry im too pale but then i think of british people and i cheer up |
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<Pandilex> | I don't understand the facination with lying under the sun burning yourself |
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<Lethalmartini> | neither do i, but anything to increase the odds of having sex |
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<Pandilex> | spray-on-tan |
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<Pandilex> | failing that, money and power |
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