| <Fortis> | I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl" |
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<Fortis> | I'm like |
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<Fortis> | a romantic about it |
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<Fortis> | but I say "fuck" |
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<Fortis> | I'm all |
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<Fortis> | "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole" |
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