| JHawk111420> | Hey whats up, a/s/l? |
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Lady_Renegade> | more than you want, I'm sure :) |
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JHawk111420> | ill take that as a challenge ;-) |
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Lady_Renegade> | take it any way you want sweetie |
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JHawk111420> | k, how old are ya? |
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Lady_Renegade> | probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;) |
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JHawk111420> | k, what do ya look like? |
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Lady_Renegade> | before or after I'm dressed up? |
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JHawk111420> | both :-D |
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Lady_Renegade> | well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic |
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JHawk111420> | and before your dressed up? |
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Lady_Renegade> | before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out |
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Lady_Renegade> | hello? |
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Lady_Renegade> | hello? |
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Lady_Renegade> | hello .... |
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