| <McMoo> | i think there's a vacuum cleaner thief in the neighborshood |
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<McMoo> | i wake up to a knocking on the door |
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<McMoo> | some aZn woman is there |
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<McMoo> | 'hi, i live down in 114. do you by any chance have a vacuum i could borrow?' |
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<McMoo> | i'm not even sure there is a 114 in our building |
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<McMoo> | and she's been vacuuming for a while now. |
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