| <indecisive> | I WISH I WAS LIKE 5 |
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<indecisive> | I COULD START ALL OVER |
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<indecisive> | LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS |
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<indecisive> | AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING |
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<Fishfood> | YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE |
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<indecisive> | WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS |
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