| <%kastein> | jack be nimble, jack be quick... I'm not an asshat so I'm not gonna finish this line |
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<%spock1104> | jack be nimble, jack be quick, jacks a pedo and touched a young chick |
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<+Chronojam> | She tripped, fell, landed on his dick; isn't that right Jack |
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<+Chronojam> | Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; she tripped and fell, woke up on his dick |
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<+Jack> | hey they're cute what do you want from me |
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