| <ahref> | GOD |
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<ahref> | BETRAYED BY MY PHONE |
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<ahref> | I was at school, and this hot girl started talking to me |
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<ahref> | And she was all like "Hey, you're not as geeky as I thought you were" |
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<ahref> | And I'm like "Yeah, I know. I'm actually not geeky at all." |
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<ahref> | And then my phone starts ringing |
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<ahref> | And it's the FF7 victory theme |
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