| <lVenoMtvl> | my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday |
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<lVenoMtvl> | he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23 |
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<lVenoMtvl> | and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year |
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<lVenoMtvl> | i said, no, i started in high school =x |
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