| Nolano> | so this guy gets home |
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Nolano> | and his wife tells him that his son got caught having sex with the teacher |
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Nolano> | and so she tells him to go scold him |
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Nolano> | so they go outside and he says |
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Nolano> | "son, U'm really not angry with you |
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Nolano> | In fact, I'm damned proud. |
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Nolano> | But you need to pretend I'm mad |
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Nolano> | After this, we're gonna go down to the bike shop and buy you a new bike |
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Nolano> | So just look like your ashamed |
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Nolano> | So they go down to the bike shop |
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Nolano> | get the bike |
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Nolano> | and he says to his son |
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Nolano> | "Now, do you want to ride it home, or just put it in the truck |
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Nolano> | And the son says |
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Nolano> | "well dad, lets put it in the truck. My ass is still sore." |
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