| <Trimangle> | ahg, my gf tried to kiss me after giving me head, I just pretended to be overcome with a sudden coughing fit and asked for a glass of water, then I took a sip, and gave the rest to her. |
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<Trimangle> | it was subtle |
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<MikeyPain> | heh |
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<MikeyPain> | I woulda handed her some mouthwash and a toothbrush |
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<Trimangle> | I was thinking of just hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper |
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