| <Danae> | From the viewpoint of an uncorrupted Christian guy, what would candles mean? |
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<paranoid> | He wants sex. |
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<Iggles> | sex. |
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<Danae> | Danae will devirginized once married. |
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<paranoid> | Devirginized? By the Devirginizer? |
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<paranoid> | I don't know how you "pure" and "uncorrupt" people work, he could be giving you candles to justify his guilt of fantasizing about you when he beats off all his curbed christian rage into a sweatsock late at night. |
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